Kitchen Poetry


I cooked twenty baseballs in a pot today
I cooked fifteen light bulbs in a cooker yesterday
I smashed a clock with a masher on Monday
I steamed some glasses on Friday
I fried a bed on Thursday
I grilled a iPod on Wednesday
I cut a phone in half with a butcher’s knife on Tuesday
I baked a book on a skillet on  Sunday
I put some glue in a pot of boiling water
I had a blast in my kitchen everyday.
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